This week, Shane struggles with his choice to subject the gang to Bon Jovi's "Slippery When Wet."
Dear Diary,
I’ve never felt sadistic until right now. I’ve told Kevin
and Ryan that the next album I’ve chosen for us to discuss is Bon
Jovi-“Slippery When Wet”. I know we’ve all been friends for many
years, and I know that SHOULD provide some goodwill…but will they
actually/eventually forgive me? Can I forgive myself for making them
cram that nonsense into their ears…we’ll see.
—Shane
After attempting an initial listen, I now know that the
goodwill I was counting on might not be enough. Even now, I’m steeling
myself for a second dive into this cesspool. So far I’ve only been
able to stomach 2 songs. I’ve already gotten a few late night texts
from Ryan about how much he hates me for making him do this, and while
I think he’s kidding (mostly), I really can’t tell anymore. —Shane
What was I thinking? I thought this would be funny, and
though it is, I can say with all seriousness that I wasn’t counting on
the fact that I ALSO HAVE TO LISTEN TO THESE SONGS. My bones feel
sore, like a low grade flu. —Shane
Why does Jon Bon Jovi constantly reference the “bottle”?
—Shane
There’s more where that came from, but I fell asleep at the keys so we’ll just leave it there.
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